1. Never thought I’d find myself thinking “Well, I’m too hung over for chemistry. Guess it’s a physics and calculus day. Those are the easier ones.”

  2. Fuck it. Calculus is tedious. I’m tipsy. I’m playing Goat Simulator.

  3. Usually I struggle with the online homework system for chemistry. I’ll usually understand the general idea, but I miss some little detail, or enter something in lowercase when it should be uppercase, or drop a decimal, or do something stupid, and the program marks me wrong.

    Tonight, I had a slight headache, had a pint of beer, and said “fuck it, I’ll do chemistry now.” It was easy! I got 19 out of 20 questions right in one try. Should I just do chemistry on a slight buzz from now on? Is that the secret?

  4. Source: http://i.imgur.com/RadYB9V.jpg

  5. This is what happens when you leave shaving cream in the car on a sunny day.

  6. Rivers forms treelike figures on a Mexican desert

    http://i.imgur.com/ZYVK9cA.jpg

    umq:

    Rɪᴏ ᴅᴇ Jᴀɴᴇɪʀᴏ + Tɪʟᴛ-sʜɪғᴛ

    Tilt-shift yields such a cool effect!

    (via joel)

  7. "Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"

    THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

    (Source: sarcasmfluently, via mrs-bluesky)